Dangerous

He met this sexy aussie Jess
He really wanted to undress
They met about a year ago
The day he returned from the snow
They all got fucked she lost her phone
An error to which she is prone.
And so their love was never meant
To be and even when they went
To the ministry of sound
Their fate was sealed ‘twas nowhere bound
As once again numbers exchanged
And phone was lost again, again!
Then finally one wintry night
As his last chance was right in sight
Young smurf boy grabbed her by the waist
She laughed, he smiled, then sucked her face
Finally they got together
Just before he left forever...